most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks

party don’t start til i walk in.

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.


when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via dutchster)